LOOSE TALK.. (here we chat about everything and anything..)

[woz]

Here we write about everythig and anything thats on our mind. Doesnt have to be BMW related :wink:

[Forest]

Writing in english language is not easy. So, maybe We writing and person who know english good - correct I need trening...

Edytowane 19 Lutego 2011 przez Forest

[czechu]

I don't like to write in English I prefer talking

[Tomek v8]

Dürfen wir auch auf Deutsch schreiben,oder nur Englisch ?

Ich verstehe sehr wenig Englisch,habe in der Schule nur Deutsch gelernt .

Edytowane 19 Lutego 2011 przez Tomek v8

[tazunio]

a mù¾e také nechat udìlate oddìlení v èeském jazyce

bude sranda :-P

[Forest]

Watashi wa Foresto desu. Anata wa wakarimasen?

[Wilkov]

I'd prefer english,guys...I could try to rember a latin words,but I think it isn't a good idea...

[mariusz13]

poligloci w mordę :-P

[woz]

Writing in english language is not easy....

Practice makes perfect Forest - so they say

[Nobody]

Practice makes perfect Forest - so they say

Nobody's perfect

[Forest]

Nobody's perfect

Yes...and Beaver writen in diferent post - Nobody's perfect...Say me Nobody This guy having problem with medicaments (please correct if you see wrong something)...

[woz]

- Nobody's perfect...Say me Nobody

"..Call me nobody" is probably better here. Say is to "powiedziec" - call is to "nazwac"

[Lijo]

I have never imagined that some day, on maxbimmer forum the English language will be used officailly

I think it is avery good idea as this langage is so common all over the world. Well not in Italy but anyway I like this initiative.

I work in english on a daily basis so not a problem for me

[woz]

hehe, I fully agree Lijo, can we meet so you can show me the trick with the blinkers? The ones that you have in your e30 touring

[Tomski]

Hi guys!

I was very suprised when after few weeks being offline i loged on the forum and read a post about '' loose tallk''.

Who had a such nice idea ?

When i was still in Scotland i meet few guys from bmw club and i thought i introduce myself and website - maxbimmer- but then realise they won't understand a word.....

Now they can but im not a member anymore :

[Lijo]

hehe, I fully agree Lijo, can we meet so you can show me the trick with the blinkers? The ones that you have in your e30 touring

Yeap. No problem. You have the number.

One touch on a stalk and the blinker "blinks" 3 times - that's the best setting I guess. But of course one can set it to any number of blinks. It's adjustable.

Hey Woz. I told you I could make one for you last time we saw each other, but I really did forget. Sorry about it. ...... electronics - It used to by a hobby of mine when I was not so lazy ...... Shame on me

Anyway it takes about 3 hours do build, than another hour to dismount the stalk, attach some wires to it but the wise way, the way it can be recovered to the original state

done

[woz]

Is it possible to set up for an e34 as well?

[Lijo]

No problem at all.

It's like adding additional module between the stalk and blinker relay.

[woz]

Dude, your talkin' technical stuff to me. I'm thick when it comes to technical stuff

Whats a "stalk" in polish? I only know of "stalk" as in to stalk somebody - nachodzic kogos. But I dont think thats what you meant

[Lijo]

"Stalk" is "manetka" - for example: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Original-BMW-e30-wiper-stalk-/360313024084?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item53e4546e54

"Relay" is "przekaźnik/kontroler", e.g http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-E30-Central-Locking-Unit-Module-Relay-E34-E32-etc-/250795238608?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item3a648fa4d0

...in cars english

[beaver79]

I think it's very good topic to ask for: Is it very complicated to assembly seats (front and rear) from E39 british version to European car? I mean plugs, wires, driver memory and so on. It'll be strange when I'll have "front seat passenger memory settings for 3 passengers )

[Lijo]

I don't think that could be a problem.

First of all Great Britain is in Europe (joke)

The seats it self are not dedicated per region like UK or rest of the europe as it would be a problematic in production and assembly. Front seats maybe but if each one, I mean the passenger and the driver seat has the same possibilities to set than no problem at all.

Any producer prepares it's items to be as universal as possibble to lower the production costs.

As for the relay of the seats it sends a signal to a device which is actually the seat. It's only electronic device and the controler is placed in the car's electronics.

I don't think that the seats have their own chips.

To be 100% sure you should ask at BMW Service. They should know the answer.

[beaver79]

I've heard that seats wiring at UK versions are different - more pins at plugs for right side, instead left. I suppose that it'll be enough to switch cables, but first i need to see it.

I'll ask them, or some guys which are making side-switching of UK cars (i thing it'll be better)

PS. maybe UK is in Europe, but for me it's some type of strange colony of jam-eaters (joke hihihiihi)

[Lijo]

That what I was affraid of.

The driver seat is always more complicated

But your idea of switching the cables should work. Of course it will be a lot of work to do it but it can be done

Good luck than!!

maybe UK is in Europe, but for me it's some type of strange colony of jam-eaters (joke hihihiihi)

Nice on brother!! bmw_beer

[beaver79]

excluding whole rest of "Islanders" of course. means Scotland, Ireland - this guys are OK. I've meet few of them on my last vacations and guess hat? -THEY'RE MAKING AND DRINKING "MOONSHINE" TOO!!!